Smug Jake Jarvi

Smug Jake is smug.

Don’t Blame Me

You know how I said I would be posting a lot a week ago? And that didn’t happen? Well, yeah.

Don’t blame me about it, though, ‘cos most of it was due to SNOWPOCALYPSE and MemeGenerator being down, disabling me from making any new Smug Jakes.

So, regular business will continue tomorrow.

Question:

where does he say 'hollywood ain't payin the bill'?

Asked By: Anonymous

Answer:

I paraphrased because the original line (‘Hollywood ain’t gonna be helping foot the bill’) was too long. It was from his interview with Craig Benzine.

Changing stuff

1. The Smug Jake pictures will be with a new, different background (I feel it’s a bit weird using the advice dog backdrop).

2. More pictures, more span between each one, instead of just dumping a bunch within five minutes.

3. Those who suggest get CANDY and AFFECTION. Which are both euphemisms for ‘links to your blog’. So yeah. Get some candy and affection today.

Also, ton of smugness coming tomorrow. BRACE YOURSELVES.

Question:

This looks a lot like masked jealousy to me... just sayin'

Asked By: Anonymous

Answer:

We’re all kind of jealous of Jake, aren’t we?

Also, this isn’t meant to be ‘TROLOLOL JAKE SUCKZ0RZ’, it’s meant to be a kind of…shrine to him. Albeit a creepy, strange shrine.